Sunday, March 08, 2009

Sacrifice

Less than a bunt’s worth

Princeton has announced that its budget for next year (fiscal 2009-2010) calls for a $63 million (4.7%) net reduction in total operating expenses (compared to the current fiscal year).

One out, bottom of the ninth, a man on first, and you’re five runs down. Would a sacrifice bunt, to move the runner to second base, be a good call? Could the manager survive the booing?

The value of your mismanaged endowment is going to decline by $4 billion (25%) this year. Would a 4.7% spending reduction (after spending increases in the last two years of 6.8% and 19.9%, respectively) be a good call? Could the managers survive the booing?

Apparently, yes. Because there is no booing. We’re lousy with Rhodes Scholars and Nobel laureates, but we’re so, so stupid.